{"id":619,"date":"2003-01-17T09:24:58","date_gmt":"2003-01-17T17:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/?p=619"},"modified":"2003-01-17T09:24:58","modified_gmt":"2003-01-17T17:24:58","slug":"gasbgon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"GasBGon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another gift idea for that &#8220;special&#8221; person &#8211; the <a title=\"Flatulence Filter Seat Cushions by GasBGon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gasbgon.com\/\">GasBGon<\/a> flatulence filter seat cushion! Available in a variety of cover patterns, including <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gasbgon.com\/site_asp\/products.asp\">Musical Solo<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gasbgon.com\/site_asp\/products.asp\">Silent But Deadly<\/a>. And for those with &#8220;a higher than average volume and frequency&#8221;, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gasbgon.com\/miracle_air.htm\">Miracle Air III<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another gift idea for that &#8220;special&#8221; person &#8211; the GasBGon flatulence filter seat cushion! Available in a variety of cover patterns, including Musical Solo and Silent But Deadly. And for those with &#8220;a higher than average volume and frequency&#8221;, the Miracle Air III.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.suchland.com\/craig\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}